First... I know this may be odd to open with... but They got McCoy right!! Fuck yeah! Bones fangirl up in this! Hell they got them all right. J.J. Abrams best be crippled with the lines of immaculate women giving him a copious amount of immaculate blowjobs for not only treating the Trekkie (and Trekker, as i admittedly am) with a lot of respect but also not insulting the intelligence of a non-trek movie-going fan.

Lucas! Marvel! Ya hearin' me? THAT is how you make a fuckin movie! All the cameos there were meant to be there. Some were subtle and hard to notice unless you caught them, some were humorous sort of tip-your-hat funny, and some were short but had a huuge impact. Not a fuckin shoot the ducks carnival game of: Oh Look It's That Character for Five Seconds Doing That Thing!

Movies made to appeal to a sort of fan seemed to practically hand out Hello My Name Is nametags to their bullshit characters they cram into their films and forgot you need a plot, forgot there are other poeple out there who havent heard of some characters. Without a character to relate to, moviegoers don't go out and purchase shit related to the movie cause it meant jack to them. Where as with THIS movie, You best believe i'm gettin Star Trek on DVD! I'm gunna watch the fuck out of Star Trek and relive my kiddiehood thru the old series, next gen, deep space nine, (hell, voyager, why not), instead of grumbling and bitching over how ruined they like to render my childhood joys!

But aside from the nostalgic appeal it had, it was just an incredibly well put together movie. It threw you into the story, kept you in with a lot of fun and the right amount of drama, and then rewarded you at the end with kickassery and ceremony. Like at the end of A New Hope, you felt so happy for the heroes, like you were in the crowd cheering on their well deserved victorious ending.

I recommend it. See it. PAY to see it!

- Bobby